when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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