he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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