yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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