bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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