if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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