Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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