That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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