If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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