have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
