i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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