I wannas sexs uuuuu
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Someone shattered a urinal.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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