Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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