Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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