She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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