My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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