I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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