Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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