batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
