Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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