just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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