just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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