I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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