I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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