You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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