Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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