He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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