I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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