i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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