About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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