is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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