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(316): View more from Kansas

Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?

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(914): View more from New York

i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.

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(714): View more from California

Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros

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(713): View more from Texas

If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.

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(+47): View more from Norway

i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls

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(410): View more from Maryland

I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent

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(513): View more from Ohio

I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.

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