I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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