we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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