When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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