idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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