i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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