i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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