Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I will be naked everywhere
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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