Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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