They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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