Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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