I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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