I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
