PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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