Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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