can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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