Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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