Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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