I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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