gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
